i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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