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so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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