So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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