Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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