where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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