that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
