You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
