Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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