Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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