I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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