now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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