4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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