i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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