Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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