plz talk dirty to me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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