you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Randomize
