Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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