He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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