You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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