Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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