So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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