I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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