i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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