I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
MIDGETS
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
