I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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