can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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