He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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