I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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