i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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