After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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