Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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