Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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