eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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