1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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