love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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