You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Mom said you looked used
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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