I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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