Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
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And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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