Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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