What a fucking waste of an outfit
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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