I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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