Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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