I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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