I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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