sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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