we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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