Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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