I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
That accounts for only three of the penises
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
