What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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