I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
