Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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