So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
so much tequila, so little girl.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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