There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
