I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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